What our Customers are Saying


BeepBeepZangoose

9/10
"real humans recommend slightly burnt toast"

Ooer

10/10
"really hummus recommends slightly burnt toast"

Evan

Great Restaurant!
"SlightlyBurntToast is by far the greatest restaurant around."

Вдясо Д

Okay.
"I really like the restaurant, especially the way you can order food! The payment method was super fast: the moment I submitted my order my wallet disappeared!"

williammck

Horrendous service
"Paid for two slices and got three"

niyx

Toast
"Worst tech promotion on ooer discord"

wolvys

ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE
"i have become one with 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖙"

Asher

*No headline provided
"is this the drive thru for Wendy's?"

darius

I have to think of one
"Give me a sec"

Google

6/10
"baseball cap made of real mouses instead of rats"

Dominus

toast was severely burnt.
"someone changed the toaster settigs."

Riock

headlin
"can you just make up a funny joke for me?"

lavyann

19/10 fascinating
"never have i ever had toasts before this"

ipsylon

10/10
"toast was so good i ordered some more to repurpose them as spikes for my house defences"

botto

*No headline provided
"scibble nibble dibble meh:"

aeggsthetic

8/10
"just wish my inner demons would stop asking me to come here so often"

Seannerz

Just what I kneaded
"The staff was loafing around but the toast do be lookin kinda fresh dough"

_____nam3d

7/10
"Would only be better if flying cats served me. Otherwise, toast was crispy."

UnexpectedParameter

*No headline provided
"I paid for Irn Bru 1901 and got a smashed bottle with my pizza :/"

Trousers McPants

Bro,
"why don't I have a review on you're website?"

ander

*No headline provided
"it is"

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