BeepBeepZangoose

9/10
"real humans recommend slightly burnt toast"

Ooer

10/10
"really hummus recommends slightly burnt toast"

Toast

Great Restaurant!
"SlightlyBurntToast is by far the greatest restaurant around."

Okay.
"I really like the restaurant, especially the way you can order food! The payment method was super fast: the moment I submitted my order my wallet disappeared!"

williammck

Horrendous service
"Paid for two slices and got three"

niyx

Toast
"Worst tech promotion on ooer discord"

wolvys

ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE
"i have become one with 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖙"

Asher

*No headline provided
"is this the drive thru for Wendy's?"

I have to think of one
"Give me a sec"

Google

6/10
"baseball cap made of real mouses instead of rats"

Dominus

toast was severely burnt.
"someone changed the toaster settigs."

Riock

headlin
"can you just make up a funny joke for me?"

lavyann

19/10 fascinating
"never have i ever had toasts before this"

ipsylon

10/10
"toast was so good i ordered some more to repurpose them as spikes for my house defences"

botto

*No headline provided
"scibble nibble dibble meh:"

aeggsthetic

8/10
"just wish my inner demons would stop asking me to come here so often"

Seannerz

Just what I kneaded
"The staff was loafing around but the toast do be lookin kinda fresh dough"

_____nam3d

7/10
"Would only be better if flying cats served me. Otherwise, toast was crispy."

UnexpectedParameter

*No headline provided
"I paid for Irn Bru 1901 and got a smashed bottle with my pizza :/"

Trousers McPants

Bro,
"why don't I have a review on you're website?"

ander

*No headline provided
"it is"

qwertydazerty

10/10 the
"my review"

zoinks

can i leave a review on your website
"i bread it"

xtal

your bottoquest sucks
"and so are you and so is your bread"

I AM SHITFROG28 TBH
"AND I APPROVE THIS WEBSITE TBH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" I think would be fitting

braixen

36/10 great food
"i have been impaled by steel rebar"

invalid

172/59. "it Made Me Ascend. I Am Now A Ceiling. I Do Not Know But Know Everything. What The Fuck???"

frax

2/10
"toast had grey mystery liquid inside"

bøøgnish

*no headline
"haha oo o o o o o o ooo o o o oo o o o otoast toast roadtstoastsaaotatsoast roattso"

I stand here in a pile of broken glass. The shards cut at my flesh, but I do not move. Who knows what lies beyond the glass? Certainly not me. Through the glass, for all my time within it, I could see nothing but a dark void. Today, I see a distorted and fractured light on the other side. Please don’t take me out of the broken glass. I don’t know who you are, but please don’t do it. It’s beautiful!

I was impressed by the quality of this establishment. As soon as I received my meal I was invigorated with the divine light of the One as every cell in my body began to resonate in harmony, raising my vibration and awakening my third eye chakra. Since consuming this meal I have been able to see ghosts, read minds, and tell the future. My family is getting worried and keeps telling me that "the voices aren't real" and "you need a mental evaluation", but they just haven't experienced the power of Slightly Burnt Toast.

kaaáaaaa

7/10
"Every day I look out the window and await for my Toast to arrive in the mailbox. It is taking longer every day I order for the Toast to arrive. I predict my next Toast will arrive five years from now. It tastes alright ."

For a review on your website
"I got diarrhea and shat myself" Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next add a quoete from einstein next to it so I look smart